Sharp as a Marble

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.

Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.

by j99barker June 29, 2016

maplegang

Group of suburban dwelling white men with a penchant for Alcohol and bacon wrapped meats.

They can be easily spotted by their pickup trucks and smoker pits in the front yard.

Weekend nights are the best time to spot a maplegang.

by SHSUnerd November 17, 2010

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.

Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.

by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015

Maple Ridge

A town in British Columbia, Canada, where there is a growing number of Crackheads in the downtown area. The #1 activity is smoking weed Lots of grow-ops in this town but sometimes its hard to find some decent cheebs(weed).

I spent the weekend in "The Ridge", and all we did was get fuckin baked and hung out. What happened to the "McEsso" on 232nd though? Good old Maple Ridge....

by BigNasty316 January 18, 2008

Maplewood/South Orange

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.

This town blows chunks!

I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!

by Mw/SO June 11, 2006

maple hill

A Small Town In North Carolina Where Everybody Knows Everybody. They Have Zero Jails And A Thousand Cemeteries. They're Not To Fond Of Strangers And Outsiders So Its Not A Place We Recommend Tourists Go Unless They Were Invited Or They May End Up In One Of The Many Cemeteries Or A Bottomless Pit Never To Be Seen Or Heard From Again.

Those People In Maple Hill Really Are About That Life

by That Guy 28454 September 7, 2016

Maplestan

Another word for Canada

Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night?

by Hector Morientes August 15, 2007