Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.

Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.

by War zone boi January 27, 2024

Markiplier's Brother

dont search this up on google

Don't search markiplier's brother, worst mistake of my life

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

markiplier

a very muscular man whos very popular and sexy

Hey! look it’s markiplier

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Markiplier

The hottest human being on the planet earth.

"Markiplier is so hot!"
-A giga chad

"I love Markiplier! He's so hot!"

by an useless human being July 22, 2022

Markiplier

the sexiest youtuber on mars

Markiplier smash or pass = yes

by yes=horny=boi September 20, 2022

Markiplier

A big giggly bitch with like at least 1 subscriber on YouTube

Oh hey it’s markiplier love his videos

by Cycycunijyddvkkydeuu hi gedhki October 18, 2022

Markiplier

If chocolate had a voice.

h: "Hey man do you watch Markiplier?"
H: "No but he sounds amazing!"

by Uranium. May 30, 2022