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Ass marbles

Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.
Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.
by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013
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Marble Orchard

An early 19th century term for a graveyard.
We done crashed in this here marble orchard.
by holloway April 21, 2006
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Jenna Marbles

popular youtube comedian, username is JennaMarbles. Real name is Jenna Mourney. She's a sexy bitch who's gotta great sense of humor. Millions of people watch her videos, because they're just that hilarious. She loves her two dogs, Marbles and Kermit. She's also got big tits.
"Damn, did you see Jenna Marbles new video last Wednesday?"
"Yeah, she's fucking hilarious!"
by sexual person March 1, 2012
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Sharp as Marbles

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...
What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...
by TreDubDizzle August 3, 2009
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Mr. Marbles

A self-proclaimed "renowned authority on the propulsion and displacement of spheroids" (the game of marbles), Mr. Marbles wrote a book about the topic in 1979 entitled "Mr. Marbles' Marbles for Everyone." Likely schizophrenic, his real name is Otis Eugene Ray, better known as Gene Ray, and today he is famous as the creator of www.timecube.com, a notoriously incoherent pseudoscientific website.
Mr. Marbles has lost all his marbles.
by Megaritz April 5, 2011
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Jenna Marbles

A famous youtuber with loads of subscribers. Her videos are for humor. She typically puts on new videos every Wednesday or Thursday. She is stage named after her dog Mr. Marbles. She also has a dog named Kermit. Her real name is Jenna Mourey. In her video "Drunk Christmas Tree decorating". She tells her 4 year boyfriend, Max Weisz ( Youtube name maxnosleeves ), had broken up and remained friends. She lives in Santa Monica, California in an apartment.

Resources:

Wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_ Marbles
Person 1. Did you see that new Jenna Marbles video yesterday, "Pipe the fuck down"?

Person 2. Yeah, of course. She's hilarious, not too mention incredibly sexy.
by puggle726 January 18, 2013
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marble blast

a 3rd person marble game where you control your marble to get through mazes.
Yo i was playing marble blast on the new iMac and its awesome!
by /\/\477 August 22, 2007
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