Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 4, 2004

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

Mangled

Big black cock stuck in your ear

Oh shit I’m mangled

by Krisjenner12378 September 17, 2020

mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater who is also a commie

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im gonna fuck my 100000000000000000 non-amy wives!!!!!!!! reestablish the soviet union!!!!!!!!!"

by _jtoniii July 1, 2024

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Mangles

A disease you can contract from a dirty surface making contact with your genitalia or any private bodily openings, usually caused by a fungal infection, it can appear as itching, burning and redness

She was sitting on the floor butt-naked, she later found out she contract mangles, who sits on the floor naked?

by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025