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Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.
"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."
by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009
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manhattan

1. The greatest city in the world. If you can survive here, you can survive anywhere, although once you've made it to New York you never want to leave.
2. A brilliant film by Woody Allen.
3. The center of the universe, and the best pizza on Earth
4. A tasty alcoholic beverage.
1. I am from Manhattan. Worship me from afar.
2. I just saw 'Manhattan'. The soundtrack is beautiful.
3. Manhattan pizza kicks the rest in the nuts.
4. She drank 8 Manhattans, and that's why she's currently vomiting in her purse.
by CigaretteGirl May 3, 2005
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mannat

The word "Mannat" literally translates in ancient scripture to someone who exudes a continuous flow of awesomeness, namely describing people who look stunning at any time, and have this sorta amazing laugh that brightens your day. Although a Mannat is a rarity to come by, it has been prophesied that such a unique being's presence in one's life is impossible to measure in value, as they are one-of-a-kind; smart, funny and have a great personality making them absolutely awe-inspiring and amazing people to be around.
Geoff: "Hey man, do you see that girl over there, the one with those red streaks?"
Matt: "Yeah, who is she?"
Geoff: "Must be a mannat, look at her clothes"
by Sammaaaaaaaaaaantthaaaaa August 26, 2013
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Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".
Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!
by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011
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Mandatory Sex Party

Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
by Monquiis November 28, 2010
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Manhattan Valley

An area of Manhattan in the Upper West Side bordering Harlem. From Central Park West to Columbus Avenue the architecture is beautiful, past Columbus the scene grows a bit grittier. Was known for crack deals until the late 90s when the area was cleaned up. For the most part, very safe, and much more diverse and interesting than any area in Midtown and below. The best place to live, where you can truly be in Manhattan, yet away from all the snobs and Chelsea boys, the rich and The New School students, and live the "Real life" in what Hell's Kitchen USED to be in the 70's-80's.
Manhattan Valley is one of the few chill yet safe neighborhoods left in Manhattan.
by One from the VALLEY, Not in CA December 17, 2008
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Manatee High School

A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.
Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.

Jim: Which one?

Tim: Manatee High School.

Jim: You're going to get jumped.

Tim: (sad face)
by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009
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