Orange Mammoth

Someone (wearing orange) who tries to find social acceptance

Colton: Hey did you see that episode of Family Guy where Peter gets attacked by Aliens?

Jonathan (in orange hoody): yeah, it was really funny!

Colton: Yeah, it doesn't exist, so your just an Orange Mammoth! lol, nubcake!

by I am your mirror March 20, 2009

Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

by disathome July 28, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

Wooly Mammoth Pits

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

by ummmgum September 15, 2009

the mammoth

A penis capable of killing a man, even Vin Diesil

Mark: That Jack sure does have a mammoth.
Steffan: I heard he killed several men in one of Freddie Mercurys gay backstage orgys with it.
Jack: Silence, he is hungry.

by Jack Mammoth May 25, 2005

Swolly Mammoth

What you turn into when you are getting swoll, ripped and shredded at the same time.

*drops weights* Doood, I am feeling like a Swolly Mammoth right now!

by Beta1839 October 11, 2012

Behemoth Mammoth

The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.

by Malorie May 10, 2006