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4 Mallets

4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.

Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
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beef mallet

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet
by Lemuuu October 14, 2019
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Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.
Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.
by OFTKW March 4, 2019
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Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
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Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle
Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser
by Dingo999 July 19, 2022
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