Bald martin

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020

Martinelli Shower

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.

To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

by Birgeneau May 7, 2010

Martin Luther's Eve

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day

Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!

by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011

Martin10hd

A nigga that likes to burn tortillas and makes fake giveaways

Martin10hd gonna do another giveaway and scam niggas better than teejayx6

by TO DAMN NIBBA June 18, 2020

Naked Martin

A very handsome man that likes to be clotheless and also has a great personality

"Who's that naked man over there?"
"Naked Martin la"

by Chris Pajak October 26, 2020

Dirty Can Martin

The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.

Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin

by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020

Martine

A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!

Look at that beautiful girl must be a martine!

by Teagan is swag December 12, 2018