by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018
Get the Mateo mug."Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
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This is a term used for people who like to have intercourse with their animals, and as a side effect they have is that they are usually bad at League of Legends.
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Your such a Matteo Wu!
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