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Mahogany Vanilla

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla
by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025
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Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Mahogany Armchair

A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.

Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
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Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.
“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”
by King of the west June 15, 2022
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