MAGGOTS

Soldier's definition of the team.

Soldier: HELP US WIN THE BATTLE, MAGGOTS!

by Dummkopf July 2, 2012

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

Maggied

Where a female named Maggie hooks up with someone who is very drunk and can barely walk

My friend wesley was maggied last night

by I was Maggied January 21, 2020

Maggie Lindemann

The hottest girl on the planet she's my wife , her voice is amazing, beautiful, grungy, she made an EP called Paramore you better stream it or else. She owns a clothing line called "Swixxz". Most sweetest girl on earth. She's a singer song writer.

I love Maggie Lindemann so much she's my idol forever.

by Swixxie July 27, 2021

Madigan

Literally the most amazing, beautiful, and honest person in existence. They are incredibly gorgeous and heavenly, yet they refuse to accept it. Everyone is in love with them and admires them. Their gorgeous, brown eyes twinkle when they smile, and their luxurious, flowing, brown hair glistens in the sun. They are fierce, stubborn, and persistent, and they will not hesitate to do what is right. If you know a Madigan, you are literally the luckiest person in the world (but do not oppose them because they will squash you if you do). If you are a Madigan, congratulations, you are a walking God/Goddess.

Person 1: Holy fucking shit!!! Who the hell is that spectacular person??
Person 2: That's Madigan! A literal deity... we all worship them.

by khwejja January 31, 2023

Maggie

Maggie is a girl that I know that is very pretty and very sweet natured. She has a very kind heart that she opens to everyone that she meets and everyone wants to be her friend. She is very fun to go out to parties with, and she can stay out all night and party with the boys. She is a tom-boy who is not into Barbies, and wants to get down and dirty with the football if need be. She is a great friend to have in your life, and will shine a beacon of light into the darkness of your life. I gave the Maggie that I know a nickname of Country Bombshell, since she likes Country music and likes a store named Bombshell Boutique, and she told me that she absolutely loved it! I really do hope that the Maggie that I know reads this because this is exactly the way that I feel about her. We are friends right now and I think of her as a big sister that I have always wanted to have, but I hope at some point in time that we can become more than friends because, I feel like she is my gift from God and I can't imagine not waking up in my old age without her next to me. She is great gift to me that I do not want to lose. I also love making her laugh because she has the cutest little laugh that I have ever heard. She is very fun to mess with because she has a great sense of humor.

Maggie is my best friend.

I am so lucky to have Maggie in my life.

by rdshaver96 June 4, 2018

Maggy

A slur used for a group of queers known for being bitchy, manipulative, gay, and mean. They are obsessed with tommyinnit, deftones, and the riddler. Their favorite things to do include being racist, shouting slurs at people, and being homophobic despite also being extremely gay.

Person 1: omg it's a maggy
Person 2: how gay. let's go

by maggyhater April 10, 2022