Child Molester

A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.

Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...

by AOM August 19, 2008

molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip

Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"

by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007

molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.

The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

faggot molester

Mere words cannot describe how much of a fucking tool someone has to be to deserve being called this. To be used only when conventional insults like polesmoker, motherfucker, cocksucker, and fgt just don't get the job done.

"Why the fuck are you hitting on my little 13 year old sister?? You FUCKING FAGGOT MOLESTER!!!!"

by screwallfacistpigs September 9, 2005

Back Molester

A guy who enjoys rubbing young drunk girls backs during an innocent conversation in the hope of them rubbing his penis.

Jasus, would ya look at Coady rub'n the back of yer wan. She's absolutely no idea she's being Back Molestered!!

by leweeman November 9, 2010

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

by sandspit December 26, 2009

Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.

Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.

by McChaff May 11, 2009