Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!
by Hoodrat85 July 2, 2016
Get the Mississippi crockpotmug. A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
by sharkboy4eva January 8, 2012
Get the Mississippi Rivermug. When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
Get the mississippi mistakemug. by sudmat May 11, 2009
Get the mississippi plungermug. A sex act
Give a women laxatives, and then when they kick in proceed with anal intercourse so that she spurts "mud"
Give a women laxatives, and then when they kick in proceed with anal intercourse so that she spurts "mud"
by Satyricon October 16, 2006
Get the Mississippi Mudpumpmug. Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.
by The HandyMan March 18, 2009
Get the Mississippi Wheelbarrowmug. The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Caterpillar" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Caterpillar" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.
by Jonny Longballs April 14, 2009
Get the mississippi caterpillarmug.