mikey

a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

by swagmeisterjones October 18, 2012

Mikey

A Mikey is someone who has a tiny penis (2inch)

I mikey'd that girl and she was not pleased

by Bhasus March 25, 2016

Mikey

Mikey is a savage,gangsat, and good at sports.He will cross your ankles.He good at 2k and madden.This nigga smh

Jahir:Oh shit my ankles are broken
Mikey:Thats right nigga I'm savage

by Big Dxddy March 18, 2017

Mikey

Mikey. That's his "cool" nickname. Mikey is a popular kid but what everyone doesnt see is how rude he is. He's a total player and he picks out peoples flaws amd holds it against them for however long he pleases. You definitley don't wanna be this kids friend and you most CERTAINLEY dont wanna be his girlfriend.

"Ugh that kid is such a player"

"He sounds like a Mikey"

"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"

by Mystery Person thingy August 19, 2017

Mikey

Mikey can be used in a variety of ways.
This word is derived from the 'buckys' of Grandville. Also known as the buckets of Grandville or simply known as the crackheads on the block.
The reason the word or name 'Mikey' is substituted for the word bucket, crackhead or simply bucky is because a large population of the crackheads birth given names are Mikey.
Mikey is also used as a Noun for crackheads in the Grandville area in Hamilton, ON.
It can also be used as an adjective.

Used as a Noun: "Yo. That Mikey over there trippin'. We aint made a sale from him in a minute."

Used as an Adjective: "You being a fuckin' Mikey right now."

Another Adjective: "I'm Mikeying the fuck OUT off this weed mane. This shit is crazy."

by Mikey Mikester January 5, 2011

Mikey

A dude who is all talk and thinks he's a bamf and always right but isn't.

"My friend was telling me this insane story about how he got in trouble with the cops and then his sister later informed me all it was was a parking ticket"
"Dude that sounds like something Mikey would do!"

by sharona ohmeohmy August 21, 2009

mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

by if you seek amy March 18, 2009