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Xavier Medina

Love my son ! Happy birthday ! God is real !
Heard bout Xavier Medina, he said he's 0101010 ! He finally found a job ! Thanks Steve ! Just ate an apple !
by Z1-REX September 16, 2022
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funky cold medina

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.
"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"
by GrottyLittleWanker December 13, 2004
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Nicholas Medina

legendary drinking champ; a cool guy; from dah hood
Nicholas Medina: well it started w/ 5 shots of some 50% alcohol rum straight w/ no chaser, then a blunt w/ a dub of weed, then atleast 10 shots of tequila but i lost count so im betting it was more and then half a 4loko.

"nah chill son" - Nicholas Medina
by kate12930821 November 9, 2010
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Merlina Medina

Merlina Medina
is a Genius!, she is how a sunlight.
by Master January 19, 2005
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brian medina

the love of my life the person i cannot live without the person i want 2 spend the rest of my life with him
by jackie nance October 18, 2008
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funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.
Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
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FUNKY COLD MEDINA

Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.
Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.
by Mah The Falka January 8, 2012
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