Funky Cold Medina

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.

"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"

by bifficus April 26, 2007

Funky cold Medina

Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G

Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!

by IVI r. G June 10, 2022

Funky Cold Medina

The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.

"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."

by Popped Culture April 6, 2017

Funky Cold Medina

It'll make the ladies love ya

i asked the guy "why you so fly", he told me: "funky cold medina"

by yeetus the feetus August 28, 2018

Sophie Medina

The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. She is most likely a short brunette girl who has the biggest heart and likewise the biggest dreams of achieving big things in this world. Not only does her intellect match no other, her relationship skills with her friends and lover are superb to say the least. She is not one to be messed with as she will use her connections to utterly destroy you if you ever pose a threat. Overall a great, loving, smart, and stylish person, a 10/10.

Hey don't mess with Sophie Medina, did you hear about the last person that crossed paths with her?

by Lvilol October 2, 2022

tyler medina

Sexy fuck gooped

Tyler Medina always be gooping

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Medina K

When Medina NY high school gets destroyed by barker

Barker kid A: yo we fucking destroyed Medina in that last game

Barker kid B: yea let’s post Medina k because they suck

Barker kid A: yea bro fuck Medina ong

by Ean Wagner 😉 November 3, 2021