Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their
special burgers of
death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.
RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR
BLOOD!
"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."
No.....
You silly shit, you ate that
shite. They never told you to
eat it. (Although, they
may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)