Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

yir maw

yir maw a scottish saying is somtimes used as an insult, or to simply say "your mother"

person 1 - "your fat"
person 2 - "yir maw"

person 1 - "i dont like your homemade chips"
person 2 - "i dont like yir maw"

i'm going to visit my grand maw

by i'm yir maw June 5, 2009

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 16, 2007

Mee-Maw

n. Grandmother; how Sheldon Cooper calls his grandma in The Big Bang Theory

Don't make me call mee-maw.

by Datum November 21, 2011

yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Yer Maw

Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

by Yer maw. April 13, 2007

Ebony maw

a deformed alien that serves thanos he is compared to squidward and killed ripley style while yelling the wihlem screem

Jim: did you see avengers infinity war, that ebony maw guy was cool
Stan: you mean squidward?

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong July 30, 2018