Yer Maw

Your mother:
Scottish adoption of the American insult, i.e. "Yo'mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, 'Dang! That's no moon.'" Interestingly used in the film Terminator when Lt Traxler responds to Dt. Vuckovich's comment that he 'looks like shit' by simply saying "Yo' mama." The rest of the insult being implied.
Traditionally, during a conversational piece, a lot of Scots will leave the implication to the imagination of the receiver. Thus, many delivered insults are not acknowledged until such times as the receiver recounts what he/she just said or the methadone wears off. On average, many of the sharper Scots will respond with "No, No. That's your Maw that is." Which is a tip-of-the-hat to the popular Baddiel and Skinner sketch.
"It's a bit wet and windy out there."
"Yer Maw!!!"

"I was nearly late for work t'day. God it was tight."
"Yer Maw!!"

"You're shite at that!"
"That's not what yer Maw said last night, when I climbed aff her!"

"You finished with that Kit-Kat?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take another two fingers."
"Mwaaaaa! Yer Maaaw !!"

"It's heavy"
"Yer Maw!"

"The instructions say, 'twist off cap and push up bottom' "
"Har, har. Yer Maw !!"

"Is the weapon cocked?"
"Yer Maw!!"

"It needs serviced."
"Yer Maw!!"

"There was something I was going to do but I've forgotten."
"Yer maw"
...and so on, etc.

In effect, it can be uselessly tagged on to anything, anybody says.

"Butter?"
"Yer Maw!"

"It's sore."
"Once again -for those who missed it earlier- Yer Maaaaw !!"
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yer maw

A comeback mostly for Scottish people usually meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother"
Billy: No bad mate no bad
Gary: No Bad!?! Neithers yer maw!

Danny: That Party wis a beast last night mate!
Craig: Aye yer maws a ride...oh ryt you mean the disco :P
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addison's maw

An object of sexual fantasy for many adolescent boys (and girls)
Wow! I can't belive you had brian's maw!
by santa claus February 05, 2004
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yer maw

A derogoatory term used to insult people, usually people who will find the term offensive, such as Roddy Hamilton
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your maw

1: The person who gave birth to you and can be described as ugly, fat, dumb or gay.
2: An insult
1: your maw is so fat her belly has more ripples than the pacific ocean!
2: So is your maw!
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Roddy's maw

A derogatory insult levelled at someone much less intelligent than yourself, and said to get a rise out of them and generally piss them off.
Wanna know who I was screwing last night. That's right, it was Roddy's maw. How did you know? Oh I forgot that you were there as well. As was most of the city. YEY!
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maw-cat

That obnoxious low pitched meow cats like to make for no particular reason. Referred to as the act of maw-catting when used as a verb.
My cat has been maw-catting all damn day.
by Cats0909 November 07, 2013
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