madar jendeh

Persian for mother fucker. Madare Jendeh is a derogatory word. It is normally used to degrade someone.

"Payam madar jendeh emshab miad inja".

Payam, mother fucker, is coming over tonight.

by Ammaleh April 20, 2005

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010

Maddi

Fun, smart, outgoing girl. Easy to trust and fun to be around. Always ready to laugh and smile. The best girlfriend and friend ever. Can kick it with the boys but always there for her girls. Blonde, blue eyes. Fit and tan. Sarcastic. Friendly and loving to all. If you have a friend named Maddi you are very lucky!

i think that's Maddi, let's go say HI!

by lahve lahve lahve November 26, 2010

Madara Problem

Sometimes called "Yhwach Problem" (after the second most famous case) Madara Problem is one of the most difficult writing conundrums: this one in particularly refers to a scenario in which a writer creates a character so monstrously overpowered and indestructible that nothing in the writer's universe is capable of killing the said character, and the writer is forced to either nerf the character to the point of destructibility (often defeating the character's original purpose) or killing them by an asspull.

Named after Madara Uchiha, a character from manga Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. Reportedly, Kishimoto at one point admitted that even he himself didn't have any way of killing Madara, and had to resort to an asspull.
Alternatively named after Yhwach, a character from manga Bleach by Tite Kubo. Starting of as a high tier character, Yhwach was made nigh-omnipotent and immortal near the end of the manga, the combination of this and a tight schedule forcing Kubo to resort to a combination of nerf and an asspull to finally finish this monster off.

Ben: "Say, Jerry: this Dante character of yours is great, but he feels too OP. How does one kill him?"
Jerry: "I... I don't really know. I don't think anyone can. I don't think even I can."
Ben: "But you wrote him!"
Jerry: "..."
Ben: "Sounds to me like you have a Madara Problem on your hands."

by Helel ben Shahaar August 7, 2019

Madden Catch

In American Football, when a defender swats a ball out of the air and thinks he's made a good play only for a receiver to then run onto the ball before its hit the ground and make a catch. It is so called because of the popular Madden video games where it happens frequently.

Player on Xbox live: Shit this kid defended my pass, oh wait its all right one of my players has made a Madden catch and I've scored a touchdown

by mincy laroux June 1, 2009

maddi

maddi as a fucking sexy legend! She is a horny bitch and can make you moan. She has a few close friends and seems to know everyone. She tends to use stupid words to antagonise people! Shes super fit and cute, she can get any boy to bed in under 24 hours.

Omg its Maddi, that badass bitch.

by sexy bitch with big tits June 3, 2020