no ma'am

1)strong expression of "no".
2)expressing disbelief

1)Chris: "Hey, you want these tacos I left in the car yesterday?"
Billy: "Ugh! Gross! No ma'am!"
2)Lexy: "Girl, did you hear that Sheila tried to run over her boyfriend last night?"
Kasey: *shocked expression* "No ma'am!"

by agentorange April 19, 2004

Thano car Yes Ma'am

A feeling of happiness and joy.

Person 1:"Hey bob?"
Person 2:"Yeah dude?"
Person 1:"I'm feeling very THANO CAR YES MA'AM today, aren't you?"
Person 2:"Why yes dude, I am in fact feeling very THANO CAR YES MA'AM today."

by BIG Robux November 1, 2019

Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

no ma'am.com

natural derivitive of the oft-used expression "no ma'am", formed rather recently and widely used by gay men in the plains/Southwest US.

"That nasty old man was hitting on me, and I was like "No ma'am.com!"

by agentorange April 19, 2004

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Miss Ma'am

A sorry, pathetic loser that is quite feminine. Highlights include a toothpick support system, to balance out the weeble wobble, as well as a tendency to beat his family members. This character loves to pray. Has a tendency to break anything in its path; famous for a shaggy mop haircut.

Look at little Miss Ma'am push the mower! It's taller than him!

by Quifah July 28, 2008

Gowrika Ma'am

The best teacher on Earth.

You are Gowrika Ma'am.

by someone boiii June 14, 2020