loser's lunch

Bologna on hand. A piece of lunch meat eaten by itself because you are a poor loser and have no bread.

Originated by Metallica in the early 80's, when they lived in their practice space, before they had any money.

No bread, just balogna. Looks like loser's lunch again.

by Withstand December 13, 2005

loose cheeks

1. (noun) a euphemism for flatulence; a propensity for farting

2. (proper noun) a nickname for a flatulent individual

1. "The man sitting next to me on the plane had loose cheeks. The trip was unbearable."

2. "Loose Cheeks over there stunk up the entire office!"

by Brockmeyer October 16, 2008

Lose the plot

To stop acting rationally.

The day of her wedding, I thought Amy was going to lose the plot.

by Tige Gentry July 23, 2006

Losedows

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

by Erdling July 9, 2004

loseout

a bad event or turn of events; bad luck or fortune; sudden turn for the worse; a failure

The holocaust was a loseout.

by Sachin t March 30, 2004

Trump Loser

To baselessly and incoherently complain to a higher authority over an unfavourable outcome.

Dude, did you see that point guard having a sad to the ref after the game? Yeah, what a Trump Loser.

by somerandomsomewhere November 5, 2020

you get them how you lose them

It’s basically means if a cheats on his gf with you he is most likely to cheat on you with a new girl

kamyrn : he said our secret relationship stays between us

me : okay but if he cheat on her what makes you think he gon stay loyal to you , you ain’t neve heard of you get them how you lose them ?

by jhenéaikobootyholehairs January 26, 2022