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pound it, lock it, shock it

a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
by bpbrs December 6, 2006
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shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
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Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know
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Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.
Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.
by McOwnage August 14, 2016
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Shock Lock

Like the rock lock, except the sexual hand gesture of the shocker is used instead of the rock fist.
Ben congradulated Clint with a shock lock after winning the game.
by C_Ris January 29, 2008
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Swagg Lock

usually referred to as the anti theft device used in popular clothing stores to prevent the taking of clothes. these clothes are usually packed with swagg, putting a damper on the item you were looking at getting the ever so popular "5 finger discount" on. Thus limiting swagg and ultimately putting a Swagg Block on your wardrobe.
As J-Train and i entered the Polo Outlet, we realized the place was full to the brim with Swagg Locks
by J-Chal April 26, 2010
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spock lock

Similar to the shocker, only performed using the "Live-Long and Prosper" sign, used by Spock in Star Trek. i.e. to in the goo and two in the poo.
I spock locked that bitch 'till she bled and she loved every second of it!
by Nic August 25, 2003
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