Rio Mesa Librarians

2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike

those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn

by Rio Mesa juner May 5, 2003

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.

I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

Pharmaceutical librarian

A person that can identify any type of pill in any form w/o the use/help of any pictures, books, pill-identifier or Google...

I showed a friend a pill that I had found & was just curious what it was , but since she was a {pharmaceutical librarian} she of all ppl would know what it was, just by color & the imprinted numbers. She also told me how many mg's it was & possible side effects.

by Ginger~Snapp72 February 15, 2020

Librarian

When you violently finish into her throat and proceed to shush her

Robbert pulled a librarian on his girlfriend last night

by Thummus August 6, 2023

librarian hand

long skinny fingered hand.

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."

by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020