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Rio Mesa Librarians

2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn
by Rio Mesa juner May 5, 2003
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Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011
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Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.
The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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librarian hand

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020
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Librarian

When you violently finish into her throat and proceed to shush her
Robbert pulled a librarian on his girlfriend last night
by Thummus August 6, 2023
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Pharmaceutical librarian

A person that can identify any type of pill in any form w/o the use/help of any pictures, books, pill-identifier or Google...
I showed a friend a pill that I had found & was just curious what it was , but since she was a {pharmaceutical librarian} she of all ppl would know what it was, just by color & the imprinted numbers. She also told me how many mg's it was & possible side effects.
by Ginger~Snapp72 February 15, 2020
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The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.
Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.
by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025
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