leaside

The whitest neighborhood north of Cleveland.
Fun Facts:
there are 1 1/2 black people living in leaside
a 85% in school is considered a fail
home to the whites rapper north of where ever eminem is from: johnny crack (dont get me wrong, hes not a bad guy)
there are more asian restaurants than asian people

Black guy: I got lost in Leaside and some guy named Gerald ran me over with his Toyota Camry

by T REV 69 April 1, 2007

Freak on a Leash

A song by Korn that made them very famous.

The video is excellent and one of the best videos of 1999!

Freak on a Leash was at Korn's high point. After Woodstock 99 it all pretty much went downhill.

by Bloody Cape January 3, 2005

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

lenasexual

sexually attracted to Lena Luthor

what’s your sexuality?
i’m lenasexual of course!

by user4206982 January 23, 2021

Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Anal Leash

People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.

-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??

-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.

-I don't.

by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008

Leaside High school

Surprisingly poorly funded for its surroundings, Leaside High school is 98% rich white kids. Any black student that goes to Leaside it worshipped and treated like a walking God. Picture leaside as a dark dingy hallway pierced by pristine white kids walking around like they own shit.

-Did you see that new black kid? My teacher asked what country he was from..
-Where do you go? -Leaside High School. -SHIT shoulda known from your bright blue goose and hunters. Guessing you have a blackberry in your pocket too..

by lside2014 December 7, 2011