Late Wanker

The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.

Dude, yesterday, I was beating off, and I became a late wanker... It was all over the guys face...

by Justin Herr March 17, 2017

late night flex

A late night flex is when you decide going to a place in the daytime isn't vibey enough, so you go to that same place but at 2am. Crazy people are usually the only people who partake in such activities.

Turban: Sayin issa late night flex?

Bestie: Where tho

Turban: McDonalds, let's get nuggets with the spicy buffalo sauce

Bestie: Say no more

by godlikemandoms September 30, 2018

Great Lakes Barbie

A midwest hottie.

Tall, Blonde Michigan or Ohio girl.

I've got a date with a Great Lakes Barbie tonight.

by Mrs. Meow March 30, 2010

Late night depression

n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.

"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."

by tulio1991 May 28, 2009

Day Late Friend

The scenario of this phrase is about a guy and a girl who are friends. The guy has feelings for her and vise versa, but the girl rejected the guy cause maybe she wasn't ready or she was confused. After the guy has moved on and has a new girlfriend, the girl finally admitted her true feelings to him but it's too late and thus, she's his Day Late Friend.

Jake and Mindy were best friends and they began to have feelings for each other. Jake tried to ask Mindy out, but Mindy rejected Jake even though she feels the same way. Jake moves on and finds another girl and they both got closer. By the time Mindy decided to express her true feelings to Jake, it's too late cause Jake has already moved on and is attached to the new girl and thus, Mindy is Jake's day late friend.

by Farid Singapore January 3, 2009

Blue Labes

The female version of Blue Balls.

My partner has been such a tease and holding out... I got Blue Labes and need some sexual relief now!

by Guiggs June 25, 2016

lamesauce

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.

1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.

by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005