When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.
The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.
by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014
Get the brooklyn lanternmug. When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
Get the Rusty lanternmug. by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019
Get the Wanker’s lanternmug. by bubba1970 December 22, 2010
Get the lantern headmug. Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"
by etones123 May 7, 2011
Get the Green Lanternmug. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
by jakebeale July 26, 2019
Get the The Green Lanternmug. When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates
" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007
Get the Lantern of Socratesmug.