jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

A.D. Langley Principle

The scientific principle of food or other creations looking really unappealing and otherwise grotesque, but the creator being unable to see this due to it being their creation.

Daniel: “That looks really gross Archie.”
Archie: “No it doesn’t!”
Daniel “It’s the A.D. Langley principle.”

by Rhino2871 December 25, 2022

Langley boys

School of the cripples and dwarfs

I use to go to Langley boys and I’m artist and in a wheelchair

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Langley Secondary School

A shit school located in Solihull. People here are tramps and wannabe chavs. The floors, tables and chairs are full of sticky chewing gum. Teachers here come and go all time - this literally explains how bad the school is.

Imagine being at Langley Secondary School, how embarrassing!😂

by Woahwoahwoahhhh November 24, 2021

Kai Langley

A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan

Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!

by Lyrical Lemonade January 15, 2023

Langley Park

Langley Park is a small town between takoma park and silver spring. Also where the very known “Tick Tock” is at which has been closed for years. Vendors in every corner so don’t worry about being hungry. There is a lot of places to eat here. Also a lot of different nationalities and cultures here.

Langley Park is also known as “The Place Of No Return”. Or “El Barrio Fino”.

by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021