Professor Lando is a professor at the popular Ligma university, streaming his lectures on twitch and uploading
them to youtube.
them to youtube.
Person1: Hey do you know who Professor Lando is?
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.
by blindgamer April 11, 2023
(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.
by checktheloot September 20, 2022
Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.
A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021
Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late
by Dicki007 June 24, 2021
the name of lando carisian
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022