Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.

1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad

by toomey hahaha <3 October 24, 2008

lance

Lance is a very UN popular discord user that is famous for their connie lip bite meme. They also ship deku x todo x baku x uruaka

lance: hey babygrill :connielipbite;

you: silence.😐

by Lets commit arsen tg May 2, 2021

lance

seggs lord

your such a lance

by papi cream December 21, 2021

Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)

I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.

by WahDahTah September 25, 2010

Lance

A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.

Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.

by David crocket anderson August 2, 2008

Lance

The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .

“The names Lance, we were in the same class at the Garrison.”

by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 12, 2018

lance

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.

If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.

by pummy April 30, 2009