lamphrey

the girl in a pair who is a little less attractive than the other; every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster hottie that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow. The lamphrey can be found next to her, and she is less hot.

person one: "Man, did you see Natalia? That girl is fiiiine."
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"

by amandaluna May 26, 2006

lampshadecheese

a lampshade made of cheese

in Holland lampshade's are made of cheese aka lampshadecheese, (shady cheese)

by emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme August 30, 2009

Lampshade

An offensive term for a Jewish person.
Come from World War II, when Nazis would make the skin from Jews into lampshades.

Look at those lampshades over there, I bet they want some sheckles.

by Aquabluejet is a fucking jew January 6, 2018

sweedish lampshade

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.

Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

lampshade

An expression used to avert awkward situations/conversations.

Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...

Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?

by triny_dmr April 20, 2010

lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before

1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."

by smashleigh91 July 28, 2009

Lampsony

When an object is of extreme value.

That is SOOOOO lampsony

by Eric167167 October 11, 2007