Sniff luggage

(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)

Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.

by Gurlycake February 15, 2019

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Peurto Rican Luggage

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Luggage

Gaming term for a player who can't contribute to the team Someone who other players carry to victory.

Gamer 1- I carried gamer x to victory. They're luggage.

by Biloo69 January 2, 2019

mary poppins' luggage

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007

Luggage

An extremely clingy/irritating person, usually used as a name for the person rather than insult.

Piss off Luggage
Is Luggage coming?
You're very clingy/irritating Luggage

by Yes December 14, 2003

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004