dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

Ladder Effect

When you take a large dump and the shit refuses to flush due to its horizontal position in the bowl, similar to a ladder getting stuck when trying to fit through a door horizontally.

I took a huge massive shit but it wouldnt flush due to the ladder effect.

by Sean Beirbower, Rich Spinelli May 10, 2005

Laddercunt

Being a random cunt.

Wtf are you doing, you laddercunt?

by laddercunt October 8, 2011

take out the ladder

In the sims2 game, if the player has installed a swimming pool after which the player removes the ladder but leaves the diving board, the sim will jump in the pool and not be able to get out, subsequently their energy will zero out and they will die. Synonomous with setting someone up to remove themselves instead of doing the wetwork and unnecessarily exposing themselves to prosecution.

Q. Hey, what you going to do about all the skimming your people are doing?
A. I know who is doing it and I'm gonnna take out the ladder on them.

by bad news January 15, 2005

Ladder of Noobism

The noob chain of command

This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)

Noob--the highest of being a noob

Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.

Nublet--Going into the danger zone

Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed

by Chibi-san November 8, 2007

bottom of the ladder

any mininum wage part time job

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

The Eagle has Landed

Famous Words of Neil Armstrong as he guided the Apollo Lunar Lander "Eagle" in it's final stages of landing on the moon in 1969.

Houston, Tranquillity base here. The Eagle has Landed.

by Trent S Hopkinson May 11, 2006