Lasterday

The day before yesterday

I did my homework lasterday

by magsies January 26, 2009

Obama’s last name

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows

by Gokeez September 14, 2019

Lasterday

My daugther doesn't grasp the concept of the word yesterday. Even after being corrected she insists on using her own created word for the day after today.

Meaning: The day or days before today, any day before the current day with no exact date in mind.

I did that at school lasterday.

by Real Check Bullies October 21, 2009

Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008

Lasthole

The last table in a restaurant or bar, oblivious, or not caring that ALL the staff are waiting for them to leave.

We can't start closing the restaurant until those lastholes leave...

by John E Rox December 24, 2016

last legs

Close to the end, wearing out or on the verge of breaking.

This machine is on its last legs, I'll give it another 2 weeks before it stops working altogether.

by jimboble September 24, 2009

At Least There's Toast

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

by Eurkos November 12, 2012