Louisiana toehole

Fingering a girl with your big-toe.

"Dude did you give Chasity the Louisiana toehole last night?"

"Yeah man my big toe almost got stuck!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 12, 2014

louisiana snowball

Having someone give you a blowjob with Hot Sauce in their mouth and then spitting the ejaculate in your face.

My girlfriend just gave me a Louisiana Snowball and my face is on fire.

by Irish71 May 27, 2014

the Louisiana Sam

the art of crafting words in order to change a subject or end a conversation

Jimmy likes to use the Louisiana Sam when his mom asks about his sex life.

by VesRaa November 19, 2015

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 7, 2008

Louisiana Icebox

Place a nude woman in an icewater filled bathtub till she turns blue and is not quite hypothermic . Remove from tub & lay her out on her back on any hard surface. If woman is still conscious, have her stare in the distance and not move. Disrobe and enjoy!

The only woman in the morgue was too ugly, so Bubba had to go home and have a Louisiana Icebox with Sissy.

by Daytona D August 22, 2011

Louisiana Lawnmower

While in the act of sex from the doggy-style position, the male reaches around and grabs the arms of the female out from under her, pulling them to her body, he then pushes her face around on the carpet like he is mowing the lawn.

Oh that feels so good! - Chick

Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy

*Drags her face about the carpet*

by Ryan2108 May 1, 2008

Louisiana Purchase

another term for a mullet

see also:
achy breaky big mistakey
beaver paddle
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Canadian passport
coat rack
Florida panhandle
hockey hair
Kentucky waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Missouri compromise
neck warmer
seven
shorty longback
ten-ninety (or 1090)
Tennessee tophat

"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"

by bungalow bill December 17, 2005