Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.
1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
by toomey hahaha <3 September 10, 2008
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Lance is a very UN popular discord user that is famous for their connie lip bite meme. They also ship deku x todo x baku x uruaka
lance: hey babygrill :connielipbite;

you: silence.😐
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Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)
I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.
by WahDahTah September 23, 2010
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A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.

Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.

by David crocket anderson July 10, 2008
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The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .
The names Lance, we were in the same class at the Garrison.”
by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 13, 2018
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To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.
If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.
by pummy April 30, 2009
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