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Someone who's is adopted in a poor area, commonly a skinny person with small eyes.
Don't be such a Kojiro, Hieu is better
kojiro by Icarus123 January 15, 2017
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1) To grasp one by the balls and squeeze.

A frequent occurrence in Metal Gear Solid Games, directed by Hideo Kojima
While doing a pat-down in MGS4, you can Kojima a person and knock them out!
Kojima by m^3 October 6, 2008
Person 1: Hey Kojie, whats up?
Kojie: aloikudrghbjkqaejdhkilqjkhnlbqeathjkon
Person 1: ok nevermind
Kojie by buttermoose July 9, 2019
A person that agrees to attend an event, then flakes.
A person that doesn't pick up your phone call, when you've made plans.
A person that Bitches out.
All talk, no go.
Being a Bitch!
I don't like to hang out with Kojians.
Kojian by Someonethathateskojians January 5, 2009

Sasaki Kojiro 

History's greatest loser. Who trained against the effigies of his idols.
Sasaki Kojiro "It's a monologue because your position is already been made clear. Before you were even made aware of my existence which side of the gun you'd be on was already determined. You were always going to going to file in behind the person holding the weapon. No one is ever going to step out in front of the gun because people holding it will always shoot through you to get to me."
Sasaki Kojiro by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Hideo Kojima 

n. plurral - "Hideo Kojimas" Game director said to have once expressed a desire to make something that could hurt gamers. Creator of plotline for Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2, among others. Known perpetrator against the laws prohibiting False Advertising. Creates games that are worshipped as "The best stealth game(s) ever!" in spite of the extremely limited number of Stealth Games currently in existance. Can also be used as an adjective describing any piece of media that takes itself far too seriously while not offering much substantial plot, gameplay, or fun in return.
n. "Damn you, Hideo Kojima! Daaaaamn Yooooouuuu!"
adj. "I was about halfway through the book when the author started pulling a Hideo Kojima on me. It was freaky."
Hideo Kojima by Krine September 26, 2003