kindly fuck off

More mean than "shut up" and a few tones lower than a straight up "fuck off". Used when someone has been being a bitch all week.

"Dude, she had been frying so much it got on my nerves. I told her to kindly fuck off."

by wiggawack December 18, 2015

kindness

the act of going out of your way to be nice to
someone or show a person you care.
something that apparently does not exist in this world anymore.

doing an act of kindness would be for example, if you see
someone who looks upset or down, just simply smile and
say hello to them, maybe strike up a conversation.

by CatelynnMarie July 4, 2008

Kill with kindness

To end rudeness from someone by being kind.

When Christofer Drew from NeverShoutNever was asked how he deals with haters he replied, "There is an expression, 'KILL WITH KINDNESS' that I use, so I just tell them I love them and move on with life."

by ilovetolove January 2, 2011

Kindlenap

You checked out or rented an eBook on your e-reader, but you haven't finished as the due date approaches. You disconnect the reader from the internet (airplane mode, for example) so Kindle can't erase the expired book from your reader until you finish: you are Kindlenapping the book.

Damn, I still haven't gotten to the climax of *50 Shades Darker* and I have to work tomorrow. I'll turn off the Wi-Fi so I can Kindlenap it until I have some alone time next weekend.

by burnt sox November 28, 2021

kinderclatter

The noise emerging from an elementary school playground when children are let out.

Our apartment was overlooking a schoolyard. Several times a day, the kinderclatter burst through the window.

by Lil Blume April 11, 2008

Kill them with kindness

Describing polite, mannered, or dignified activities directed to someone who is curt, rude, or standoffish. This is a common practice when someone is rude solely to get a rise out of their target, or because they are being ordered to by someone else. The concept is that which such polite actions being reflected, the rude individual abandons the rudeness since it no longer gives the desired effect, or will enjoy the polite company and reflect it back.

My family can be a bit standoffish to new people, but you know, give them a little kill them with kindness.

by MJM1985 April 25, 2021

kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.

1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."

by DigitalWings January 2, 2009