kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.
Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.
by black flag May 29, 2004
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kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.
'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
by analapplecore April 16, 2006
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Kidney Thieves

An aswome band with songs like "Before I'm dead" and "Black Bullet" which have been featured in the best movie ever QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
Kidney Thieves sings "It reminds me of what to do before I'm dead"
by razor sharp August 10, 2006
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Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"
Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro
by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 06, 2018
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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 30, 2017
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Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.
You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.
by ellietist October 03, 2016
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kidney prodder

an other name for a penis
I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.
by KAEC JIM December 31, 2011
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