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Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.
"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."
by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019
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Kidney man

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Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!
by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 26, 2021
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Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.
by fmab March 11, 2010
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Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink
Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"
by sammmmj September 7, 2015
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tip a kidney

I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.
by incontinent one September 16, 2013
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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!
"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."
by That Bum June 4, 2005
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