Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004

Keyyah

keyyah is a very fun person, most judge her by the way she acts but when the really become her friend and find her how she really is they wanna be her friend. keyyah loves to hang around people with good vibes keyyah is a loyal person judges the way she is because feels no one likes her but she can be insercure sometimes the the other time overly confident but thats okay. Keyyah is beautiful smart shes broken in ways that she doesnt know yet but most of all she is a good friend and always will be there when u need it dont be afraid to trust her she makes mistakes but she will expose you because she that type of person

keyyah is the best friend u could ever ask for

by ilovemedontbeafraid February 22, 2019

room keys

to be out of somewhere; exclaimed upon departing for vacation, or in hopes of ending the night with a girl in a hotel room.

I'm leaving for Cabo tomorrow, we out room keys!

I'm going to meet her in the casino....room keys baby!

by danatos June 24, 2010

Florida Keys

A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!

Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.

by FloridaKeysLover4Life May 5, 2010

keysmashery

v. keysmash

A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.

ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333

ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;

"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.

#1: So keysmashery needs practice? :o

#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?

#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D

by KK-shi November 30, 2007

keydy

Keydy is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, she has the most gorgeous hair and eyes.

she has many guys on her line cause they are obsessed with her(body), yes dark times will come but with her outstanding personalitly she has made many friends and that will help her get up on her feet. She will help anyone with the caring heart that she has!!!!!!!

"Keydy is a real one"

by XXXXkTHerdso9 September 30, 2018

keystone

The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.

I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.

by Chuck January 6, 2005