"While eating his Kebab Jerry put his Kebib on so he doesn't ruin his favourite shirt"
"Hey if your going to eat that kebab make sure you put your Kebib on"
"Hey if your going to eat that kebab make sure you put your Kebib on"
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Main Entry: Keyboard-courage
Pronunciation: 'kE-"bord-'k&r-ij
Function: noun
descriptive quality: 1: A quality or characteristic displayed by a person through the written word that this person would not ordinarily possess. 2: The confrontational attitude exhibited by someone via an anonymous entry to an internet web-page or posting. 3: An attitude demonstrated by someone when they realize that actions taken by them or words written by them across a computer connection will have little, if any, personal repercussions. 4: A false bravery possessed by an individual who does not possess the true quality in person.
Pronunciation: 'kE-"bord-'k&r-ij
Function: noun
descriptive quality: 1: A quality or characteristic displayed by a person through the written word that this person would not ordinarily possess. 2: The confrontational attitude exhibited by someone via an anonymous entry to an internet web-page or posting. 3: An attitude demonstrated by someone when they realize that actions taken by them or words written by them across a computer connection will have little, if any, personal repercussions. 4: A false bravery possessed by an individual who does not possess the true quality in person.
Chat room person 1: I think wrestling is all fake, those guys couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
Chat room person 2: Yo, real or not, these guys are big and powerful. They could probably use you as a fish bait.
Chat room person 1: Up yours, ass-wad! If these monitors weren’t between us, I’d wire my mouse through your eye-sockets! You waste of money-shot fluid! Who do you think you are?!
Chat room person 2: Terry Hogan, man. You got a lot of Keyboard courage going on, where do you live?
Chat room person 1: ………(staring blankly at screen, sweat rolling down forehead) ………… ………… ………… ……..uh………China. Yeah, that’s it, China……….(shutting down computer, and jumping in bed with a stuffed animal).
Chat room person 2: Yo, real or not, these guys are big and powerful. They could probably use you as a fish bait.
Chat room person 1: Up yours, ass-wad! If these monitors weren’t between us, I’d wire my mouse through your eye-sockets! You waste of money-shot fluid! Who do you think you are?!
Chat room person 2: Terry Hogan, man. You got a lot of Keyboard courage going on, where do you live?
Chat room person 1: ………(staring blankly at screen, sweat rolling down forehead) ………… ………… ………… ……..uh………China. Yeah, that’s it, China……….(shutting down computer, and jumping in bed with a stuffed animal).
by D. Wulf August 3, 2006
Get the keyboard courage mug.Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.
Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
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Girl Hi!
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Girl: What a keyboard romeo.
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
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Girl: What a keyboard romeo.
by Pseudonym_1 February 11, 2013
Get the Keyboard Romeo mug.Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
Get the Chair-To-Keyboard Interface mug.A person who equips a tactical keyboard and fights in battlegrounds like Facebook, Twitter, BuzzFeed YouTube channel, Reddit, Minecraft and Fortnite. Their enemies are usually people who disagrees with them.
They're also know as the Inter-net tough guy.
One TYPE from a keyboard warrior usually ends with some lost of brain cells.
Their most famous provoking insult is, "Type at me bro" which immediate triggers the enemy to fight back.
Their only weakness are their fingers, which gets quiet over time.
They're also know as the Inter-net tough guy.
One TYPE from a keyboard warrior usually ends with some lost of brain cells.
Their most famous provoking insult is, "Type at me bro" which immediate triggers the enemy to fight back.
Their only weakness are their fingers, which gets quiet over time.
by Npctriggeredbymeme November 25, 2018
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