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Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.
by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010
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Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.
- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"
by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012
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Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
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Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.
Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.
by Coops12345 June 29, 2017
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kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect
The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract
by Camo Clown April 3, 2018
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Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲
by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 7, 2021
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Kettle playz

He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪
Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !
by peter groomerfish February 17, 2022
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