Unkle Krunkle

A loving , caring Uncle who is not around for his nieces and nephews due to extenuating circumstances.

I love him , but he's an Unkle Krunkle when I need him the most. I really wish he was here.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

In a Kerfuckle.

In a Kerfuckle: When you have a fucked situation specifically involving things of a sexual nature.

Example. I'm In a Kerfuckle. I popped out my discreet sex toy...set it down...I lack object permanence...it's now lost and kids later might find it. Not even my kids. RIP.

In a Sentence. "SOS. I'm In a Kerfuckle this morning...send help...might lose my job."

by ShmarienBerry January 12, 2025