kebab nose

Someone with a rather large nose and burns it by accident as it gets in the way

i burnt my nose whilst lighting my cigarette, man the smell of pork, want some of my kebab nose?!

by sophs May 8, 2006

Kebab flap

The flap of fat that hangs over a kebab on an obese female.

I didn't know where to put it so I lifted up her kebab flap

by gooch123 May 3, 2010

Kebab Slap

Being forcefully slapped in the face with a kebab.

''Dude, I've just been kebab slapped and it was awesome''

by Slap that kebab January 6, 2009

kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

Kebab shop bird

A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.

Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.

by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!

"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"

by Gandis March 9, 2010

Kebab Tooth

A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.

you seen that kebab tooth over there? dressed like a right crank

by kebabtoothedfucker September 26, 2010