Kastner

Kastners are good, besides L, L Kastner is terrible.
Kastners are independent and serious.
But the animatronics get a little bit qUiRkY at night yk?
Kastners have anger issues
Kastners kinda suck
Kastners will take over the world
Kastners are mean fifth grade teachers who take your self esteem till may

“Is that a Kastner?”
“I think it is…”
“Could it be?”
“MRS. KASTNER!?”
“OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”

by BBQofTheBACONBURGERS August 16, 2024

kastan

A term used to address a castrated male human who has no balls and has to be an absolute dick to the whole world to try to prove himself. The word is a combination of “castrated” and “man”, and was shortened to “castan”. It’s said that the C was switched for a K to make the term less offensively obvious.

Owen: “see that kid doing wheelies on his bike in the middle of the mall what the hell is wrong with him”
Z-man: “he’s a kastan”
Owen: “o shit that explains it”
Z-man: “yea he’s tryna be cool but ig he doesn’t notice every body’s Mclaughing at him”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

mr.kastanis

The worst person you will ever meet. The meanest teacher ever.He picks on children and doesn't know how to teach science

Wow that person is horrible he must be a mr.kastanis

by What a horrible man June 13, 2017