Karate Kid 

Someone who thinks they are amazing after catching a fly but realize it wasnt with chopsticks

im the KARATE KID i just caught a fly with my bare hand oh wait i didnt use chopsticks im ashamed of my self and my life

Karate Kid by Tomdadictionary July 7, 2010

Karate thug 

NOUN: 1. a ghetto dweller or hip hop aficiando who enjoys martial arts. 2. an urbanite who plays an unnatural amount of Tekken, listens to Wu-Tang and mixes his breakdance moves with martial arts. 3. A Wu-Tang Clan lover

Anthony was a total karate thug, playing Tekken Tag then doing that cheesy crane kick from "Karate Kid" in the driveway with Pookie and them from up the street.

Karate thug by Danielle Belton January 25, 2005

Karate-Colt 

When one has bulging lumps and indentions on the forehead, his right ear is approximately three times larger than his left, cannot open his eyes in the sun, has a voice so raspy that he cannot be heard from more than four feet away, and has only one sunshine yellow tooth.

Dang, look at Karate-Colt. Hi-Yahh

Karate-Colt by Austin Hoke June 2, 2008

Karate Kiss 

When someone is going in for a Karate-Chop, but they psyche you out and give you a kiss instead.

Derek laid a Karate Kiss on me last night.

Karate Kiss by ShinnanaGUNS May 22, 2009

Karate-oke 

The art of smashing out karaoke and getting your Tune Up to your best ability, leaving every one in the room feeling like they got karate chopped to the brain in a happy way.

Karate-oke appears in karaoke bars across the world, but more commonly in the Gold Coast, Australia.

Charles, you karate-oke'd all over the place last night.

Karate-oke by NickFromSurfers January 5, 2012

Karate Chomp 

This can only take place when receiving oral sex from a drunken Asian women, she mistakes your penis for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.

Yo dude did you hear about the guy that got karate chomped?

Karate Chomp by Brosious maximus May 12, 2016

Karate Kid 

A nickname for a person younger than 18 who does karate. The name originates with the 1984 film, The Karate Kid, in which the main character Daniel (played by Ralph Macchio) learns karate.

“How was the dojo today, my “Karate Kid”?”

Karate Kid by AKarateperson August 23, 2022