Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Poes kak

When someone looks so good you just have to tell them

Person 1: dude I wanna say that you look poes kak
Person 2: awe bru shot

by PhatPoes April 23, 2022

kakness

when something is uncool, shitty or just plain boring

The kakness of work is making me wish this day would end

by B-Rad66699 May 20, 2008

Kak

A sound effect, sort of like a gasp, and the human equivalent of a Quack. To be used in the same situations as “yikes” but stronger.

“ugh she’s such a b****”
“KAK”

by BobfromGLC May 29, 2020

Gallardo Kak

A very long skiny kak. Opposite of a Choad.

Ur have a Gallardo Kak

by kakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 25, 2010

kak melan

Head gypsy

Omg its kak melan

by Kak nudzu August 2, 2023

Kak

Lil stinker

I don't even know this kak
Keep buzzing up my phone
Wants Joe's name, even though he's dead now
Doesn't mean you're allowed to know

Dereck on Joeless - Yung Deezus X Kaddo X Dereck

by FunYunMan August 24, 2021