kung fu ninja 

a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.

"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"

kung fu ninja by SuperWoman123 May 7, 2014

kung fu club 

Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.

Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)

kung fu club by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008

kung-fu for jesus 

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

kung-fu for jesus by mofojimbo August 2, 2009

Kung-Fu Kazoo 

Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".

Cristiano Ronaldo:

Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?

Brad Pitt:

Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!

Kung-Fu Kazoo by Anonymously Chill December 8, 2009

kung fu panda drunk 

Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.

"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."

kung fu panda drunk by DK is drunk January 16, 2009

Kung-Fu Chicken 

A Kung-Fu master who talks about how great Kung-fu is, and how it is much better than any and all other martial arts, but, when you offer to do some full contact sparring with him, even with rules, and gear, and a neutral referee, he just CHICKENS OUT!

Jet Li says that Kung-Fu is the best, but, he refuses to fight Matt Hughes! What a Kung-Fu Chicken! MMA rules!

Kung-Fu Chicken by The Grapplin' Chaplain July 28, 2006

Kung-fu jesus 

A bloody wanker, who everybody hates

Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus

Kung-fu jesus by CommiePinko December 24, 2008