Kiwi

1. Another word for someone's "cutie" or crush.
2. Also, another word for one's boyfriend/girlfriend or someone he/she has a "thing" with.

"So I hear you have a crush on John"

"Yeah, he's my kiwi."

by use soap and water May 01, 2010

kiwi

An abusive term for a person from New Zealand, referring to the bird with the same name.

Me: Watch Harrison squawk! Run little kiwi, you have no wings! Don't stray too close though, his beak's pretty sharp.

Everyone apart from Harrison: *lol*

Harrison: DAMN MY COUNTRY!

by Kristjan M. January 30, 2008

Kiwi

A very small penis

Jeff has a kiwi.

by BlackHawkandNightWing March 11, 2011

Kiwi

Testicle or Testicles.

You just got hit in the kiwi.

by Steven Gomez February 28, 2008

Kiwi

An imaginary person from Brazil who is awesome at everything he does.

Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?

by Jenson the Kiwi Guy October 23, 2008

kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 04, 2005

Kiwi

An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.

Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...

by bonza bob July 30, 2004