a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as
big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they
don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised
beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english
queen so a bit like
canada but without the
french.