Kingston Biscuit

Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.

Dude, I was totally rimming this hot guy, and he gave me the Kingston Biscuit big time!!

by RentBoys January 23, 2009

Kingston Trio

A popular rest area mens room act where 3 dudes get in one stall, the first dude sits on the toilet, the second dude stands facing the first dude with his feet inside a tall shopping bag, thus hiding his presence from the outside, he gets blown by the first dude, the third dude is naked and sitting on the shoulders of dude two, now dude three is much taller than the stall door negating the purpose of the shopping bag, but he is only there because it's funny as shit when there is a naked dude on another dudes shoulders.

Tim felt fancy standing in a Nordstroms bag while his two new friends helped him complete a Kingston Trio.

by Papa Wheelie October 8, 2012

kingston high school

Winner of the highly coveted "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award, Kingston High pulled through in the voting above Saugerties High and the assumed shoe-in Newburgh-Beacon. Said the school's Principal "We are pleasently suprised with the voting. Many of us thought it was impossible with our up-to-date facilities, well-trained Faculty & staff, high White Middle/Upper class to a small (23%) Black minority (many of which aren't even that Thug, seriously, its like they don't even try.), compared to Newburgh at least. However, we aren't going to get cocky and go after, say Most Ghetto School in New York" she said with a knowing wink.

However, all is not well in KHS, as its Esteemed and Exclusive Volcano Worshipper's club was shut down by its creators, after the descition that the club was filled with idiot scene girls after 2008.

Said one of the founders (Who wishes to remain anonymous.) "They were totally non-thug and noncrunk. And they don't even know the definition of 'Neck'. As a matter of fact, thier sheer usage of the word 'Neck' is a neck in itself. Neck."

"It is our privlege to award this years "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award to Kingston High School."-Leroy Jenkins, president of The New York Endowment for Ghetto Schools

by HockeyMonkey89 October 18, 2010

kingston high school

The ghettoest high school in the Hudson Valley. With a population exeeding over 2,300 kids, about 50% of which are African American. In most cases, the black kids are very annoying, and they play cell-phone music in the hallways. It also consists of a handful of scene kids, you can find them in either Volcano Worshippers Club, or KHS tv. The preps in this school have no sense of style, and copy others around them. The black kids make up strange phrases such as "THATS NECK!" or, "You're burntttt". Most of the phrases make no sense at all, but everyone catches themselves saying it at least once or twice in their high school career. =

CONVERSATION ONE.
Kid number one: I got a madd good grade on that test son!
Kid number two: What did you get, nigga?
Kid number one: A fuckin 80!
Kid number two: That's neck! I got a 95!
Kid number one: Damnn, I'm feeling madd burnt.

CONVERSATION TWO.
Teacher: So class, what are your thoughts on Kingston High School?
Students: This is a fucking shitty ass school mo' fo'

by STUDENT AT KHS April 24, 2008

Kingston Pike

(May also be substituted with any main road in your local town)
The act of lying about ones specific location in order to hang out with girls instead of your close male friends

*phone call*
Me: "hey man, where are you?"
Friend: "ummmm, I'm currently on Kingston Pike driving. Not really sure just driving around."
Me: "uh, well ok. Tell me when you get home so we can hang out."
*call ends*
Friend: "phew! Now I can continue to bang my friends sister in my car while he thinks I'm driving down Kingston pike!"

Ex. 2: "don't Kingston pike me. Bro's before hoes!"

Ex. 3: "Man I kingston piked the fuck out of my friends yesterday. And then I got a bj! Man that was worth it!"

by Fish181 December 20, 2014

kingston grammar school

filled with privileged twats that make the 15:59 train smell like cheese and onion crisp breath

tom: oi rod the fuck is that smell, it smells like my balls after i ran a marathon
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen

by lucila-fan May 16, 2022

kingston (Ontario)

Kingston is a town in Canada. Its inhabitants are some of the finest people in the world including, Meth heads, University students who will kindly accept you if you are rich, outgoing, white and athletic, Judgemental soccer moms, Hipsters, Boomers who refuse to retire and much more! Some of the amazing attractions include a fort that was never used in battle, An empty prison where Canada's most notorious serial rapist and killer Paul Bernardo used to live, and Queens University, an overall top ten university (In Canada) with no English department who prides themselves in their annual racist Halloween parties. Kingston also has a vibrant downtown area that contains stores with over priced tourist souvenirs, Clothing, Shoes and Restaurants that have the look of a 5 star place but the food quality of a Boston pizza.

You are moving to Kingston (Ontario)? Youll be fine there, Kingstonians are super accepting and open as long as you have had a family there for 6 generations or more, are wealthy, White, Good looking, And fit the mold.

by limbin September 3, 2017