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KEITH
Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.
KEITH by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009
Keith
To say a very lame joke. Can have different forms such as an adjective and a noun as seen in the examples.
Typically, when someone says a very lame joke, the people around accuse the person saying the joke by doing a hand gesture, consisting of a closed hand with the ring finger, middle finger and index finger open and placed over your forehead.
There is a myth claiming that when a person does a Keith (very lame) joke, he or she are killing a Kenyan child.
When the joke is epically lame, or the person doing the lame joke tries to justify themselves but instead make it lamer, they do an epic Keith. The hand gesture is done over the mouth instead of the forehead, and 50 Kenyan children are killed instead of 1.
Nevertheless, this concept brightens the world and human lives. No one typically laughs at a lame joke, but when people do the Keith hand gesture, then the people laugh at the person doing the lame joke.
Typically, when someone says a very lame joke, the people around accuse the person saying the joke by doing a hand gesture, consisting of a closed hand with the ring finger, middle finger and index finger open and placed over your forehead.
There is a myth claiming that when a person does a Keith (very lame) joke, he or she are killing a Kenyan child.
When the joke is epically lame, or the person doing the lame joke tries to justify themselves but instead make it lamer, they do an epic Keith. The hand gesture is done over the mouth instead of the forehead, and 50 Kenyan children are killed instead of 1.
Nevertheless, this concept brightens the world and human lives. No one typically laughs at a lame joke, but when people do the Keith hand gesture, then the people laugh at the person doing the lame joke.
Keith by TimmyRoger July 23, 2009
Keith
If you don’t need Keef to know that something is Kife, then you’re in Keith. Keith is the reason the lead singer of Shinedown has a brown landing strip on his chin. If you are sober right now and know that that is highly unlikely, your in Keith. If you are sober and believed the previous statement to be true…then your the lead singer of Shinedown and should probably brush your teeth once Keith is done.
Keith by Keith mouth May 3, 2023
Keith
Keith by ilikedavid September 27, 2013